Monday, November 9, 2009

Sautan-the other language....!!!

Its more romantic than Hitler....
Its more musical than Afghanistan bombings....
Its as big a suspense,as the 2012-end of world theory.....
Its more embarrasing than a steamy Mallika-Emraan sex scene being watched with family.....
Its more terrorising than 26/11/2008....Its more henious than the Goa homicides....
Its more tyrannical than the Taliban....Its more unjust than the anti-Indians spree in Australia.....
Infact its a full on masala movie material.

Its our very own,houseful play, "Minirashtra Drama sabha"

Introduction:
Some prominent characters of it are Ashok Chabaau,Sharad Gawar,Abbu Zakhmi.....& bingo!!the lead actor is- Raj Bhakre.

Scene I:
Background - Its a place where the only policy is divide & rule.A very recent measure towards this goal is bringing up younger sister Marathi(being a regional language) against elderly Hindi (poor national language of the bereaved nation...) of our very dear & royal Devanagari family...
(Hey!!!this i call "the controversy of converting real sisters into step-sisters".......ok wait!!!I have a better one "SAUTAN-the other language"......hahahaha...)

Action - Here some Raj Bhakre aide slaps & makes Abbu Zakhmi (injured ;-)..),then a one-sided WWF match.Watch out!!!If you thought Zakhmi is very white collared,then i am afraid you are on the wrong side.He proclaims himself to be a non-violent soldier of the Hindi army,ready to die for her any moment....(putting the martydoms & martyrs on border to shame.. :o( )

And if wondering about the producer,Sharad Gawar & the director,Ashok Chabaau??They are busy selling the tickets & minting money outside the amphitheatre..While the Tamasha is going great guns,I come out of the crowded space for a breather...Two little girls playing on the swing....going hand-in-hand towards the sea-saw.....
Curiousity calls to ask...'Who are you??'
Awaiting their replies..& framing other questions for them....(What are you two doing here??opposed to all the people being inside & enjoying??)
......................She is my sister....we are Marathi & Hindi..........................Smiles my heart...clear of all doubts....no further enquiry needed.......
True....blood ties break hard....

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